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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:32
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
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How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Early humans took a giant evolutionary leap when they started eating meat - Earth.com
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
NBA Finals Game 2 Spread: The History Behind Big Thunder-Pacers Line - Action Network
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Kuo: Apple to release cheaper MacBook powered by iPhone processor - 9to5Mac
Then came..
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
China’s asteroid-and-comet hunter probe unfurls a ‘solar wing’ - theregister.com
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors